What should the welcome message be on my Civic?

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
08/18/2017 at 09:30 • Filed to: I know this can only end well for me and my car but I trust oppo to do the right thing.....

I know I’m going to regret this but...when you turn the key on in my car, the radio can say a message you set. There are of course letters A-Z, number 0-9, and a few odd symbols. It can say anything that is 16 characters long so...go at it Oppo.

Currently I have it set to “Rev to 8000"

DISCUSSION (50)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:33

YOU TURN ME ON

scoob > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:34

VTEC KICKD IN YO

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:35

SCOOB IS A POO

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/18/2017 at 09:36

I so would do that, I don’t think he lives that far from me either

pip bip - choose Corrour > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:36

poop

pip bip - choose Corrour > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:36

hold my beer

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:37

“Rev to 8000" is a good start!

but, how about “Rev me to 8000 daddy”

wait, do spaces count in the characters? dang

ttyymmnn > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:37

MonkeePuzzle > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/18/2017 at 09:38

you probably should ignore that.,...

Nibbles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:38

VTEC KICKING IN.

or better yet

VTEC INITIALIZED

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:39

On a related note to this, I work for a company that makes specialized conditioning equipment. Boring, really. The person who wrote the software for the controls board years and years ago for some reason had the controls board greet anyone who connected to it (not the controller) by terminal say “WELCOME TO STAR TREK!!!!!”. Uh, I don’t even know.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:41

Hello, Dave.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/18/2017 at 09:42

He or she have better have gotten a raise

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle
08/18/2017 at 09:42

Spaces count and I’d have to check myself into rehab if my car was goin to greet me like that everyday

random001 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:42

Dickbutt

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/18/2017 at 09:43

But but my name isn’t Dave

Wagonlife740 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:44

“You turned me on”

Jcarr > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:44

“I like your shirt”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:46

DAMMIT BRT

DEEZ NUTZ

CHICKEN OR DUCK

SCOOB/NIBBY 2020

GTFAC

Tripper > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:46

“Suck It Trebek”

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:46

EAT A DICK.

notsomethingstructural > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:50

PRINGLES

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:51

Don’tBeAnAsshole

yamahog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:52

HENLO U STINKY

Kinja'd!!!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:53

Butts.

That’s it. Just butts.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:54

He was older, and very odd possibly bordering on paranoid schizophrenic. He was here years before I was - over a decade ago I think - so I never met the guy.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:54

Longer than 16 characters, but something along the lines of ‘I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that’.

Aremmes > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 09:56

Too bad the 16-char limit won’t let you set it to say “ Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty ”.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
08/18/2017 at 09:57

Well, the GOOD MORNING DAVE classic is 17, by my reckoning, so with a Slade style abbreviation (GUD, MORNIG, or DIV) it’ll fit in no time.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/18/2017 at 09:58

My car refuses to exercise its right to vote

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Nibbles
08/18/2017 at 09:58

INITIALIZED!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
08/18/2017 at 09:58

Stay down south

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/18/2017 at 09:58

I always am though

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:00

PINEY POWER

MonkeePuzzle > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:02

Rev me to 8k Dad

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:03

Irrelevant

“You stay. I go. No following”

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle
08/18/2017 at 10:04

Child no

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:17

“Hello Fuckface”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:21

Haha!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 10:23

VTEC ACTIVATED

Wait. MERCI TWINGO also fits within that space. Coincidence? I think not.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
08/18/2017 at 10:24

Death to twingo

Nisman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 11:12

DANGER TO MANIFOLD

AuthiCooper1300 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/18/2017 at 11:51

We have liftoff!

AuthiCooper1300 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/18/2017 at 12:02

I used to have 2010's “ I’m completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly” as a startup sound in an old Powerbook 140. That computer died a death, reasons unknown. A couple of years later I was given an even older PB100 so I decided to dismantle both, get he the hard drive out of the old PB140 and connect it to the PB100, and see if it would work.

Right at that moment my sister went past, looked at the table full of eviscerated Apple components and stated - “right - I see you are playing Dr Frankenstein again”. Simultaneously the PB100 came to life and I heard Douglas Rain’s voice stating it was “completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly”. It turns out the old PB100 battery still held some charge and I had not taken it out of its slot (I know, I know)

It really startled me: I had completely forgotten about the startup sound.